Chaos Kids/Quotes

This page lists all notable quotes voiced out by Chaos Kids in South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

Field/Story

 * Spotting the New Kid
 * "Move along, we're creating Chaos!"
 * "You dare disrupt the flow of Chaos?!"
 * "Look not upon the agents of Chaos!"
 * "Leave us be - we're sowing Chaos!"
 * "Chaos is ready to rumble!"
 * "Think you can quell our Chaos, fool?"
 * "Dare you bring order to Chaos, hero?"
 * "That's the vigilante kid, get him!"
 * "The vigilante Will anwser to Chaos!"
 * New Kid leaving
 * "Good, go away."
 * "You're smart to run from Chaos!"
 * "Yes... Leave chaos to Chaos."
 * "Yes, leave us to our Chaos!"
 * "Muahaha! You can't handle Chaos!"
 * "That counts as a victory for Chaos!"
 * "You can't get away from Chaos that easily!"
 * Attacked
 * "Oof! Asshole!"
 * "Fool! Chaos is no stranger to owies."
 * Passing by the bank, bank's entrance covered in lava
 * "Sure I'll let you un the bank - after the markets collapse!"
 * "New banking hours are never o' clock to never o' clock."
 * "Your precious global financial system is on flames! Muahaha!"
 * "Hope you socked away some pennies, because you're never getting in there!"
 * "Sorry, superhero! The bank is closed fue to a lava emergency!"
 * "Haha! You'll never get in here, super fool!"
 * During The Hundred Hands of Chaos
 * "The whole town will burn, and then the fires of Chaos Will consume the world!"
 * "Soon every living human and creature on Earth will be covered in lava!"
 * Dialogue
 * Idle
 * Chaos Kid: "Shall we spread disorder or entropy today?" Other Chaos Kid: "Yes and yes!"
 * Chaos Kid: "We're spreading some good Chaos today!" Other Chaos Kid: "Triple-A Chaos!"
 * Spotting the New Kid
 * Chaos Kid "Chaos is calling you out!" Other Chaos Kid: "Yeah, bitch!"
 * Chaos Kid: "Who can stand up to Chaos?" Other Chaos Kid: "Nobody!"
 * New Kid leaving
 * Chaos Kid: "What's the matter fool?" Other Chaos Kid: "Afraid of a little Chaos?"
 * Chaos Kid: "Chaos rules!" Other Chaos Kid: "Losers drools"!"

Battle
Human Kite: "That's a double negative." Chaos Kid: "Exactly! CHAOS!" Meth Head: "Hey, you tryin' to put me out of a job?" Chaos Kid: "Your check bounced. Chaos minions wanna get paid!" Chaos Kid: "Nobody wears watches anymore!" Professor Chaos: "Not bad, my Chaos Minion!" Other Chaos Kid: "Yayy!"
 * Battle start
 * "Beware the harbingers of randomness"
 * "Now, to prove my worth to Chaos!"
 * "Time to make the master proud"
 * "Beat 'em up so we can go back to playing Stick of Truth!"
 * "I'm ready to sacrifice myself for Chaos!"
 * "I'm not scared of nothing or nobody."
 * "The curtain of Chaos has fallen upon you, foes."
 * "Now to earn the "most valuable minion" award!"
 * "No problem, master! Chaos, coming right up!"
 * "Hmm, the odds seem kind of stacked against Chaos in this one."
 * "Let's get 'em, Chaos Kids!"
 * Turn start
 * "Topsy-turvy time, twerps!"
 * "On me! Let's swarm these fuckers!"
 * "Chaos is inevitable"
 * "Disorder shall reign"
 * "You're not match for my master!"
 * "Minion ready!"
 * "We're like locusts, dude!"
 * "Who wants some... Chaos?"
 * "Time to wreak havoc!"
 * "It's Chaos time!"
 * "Only madness and Chaos await you!"
 * "Pandemonium!"
 * "I heed Chaos' call!"
 * "Bow down to Chaos or pay the price, slave!"
 * "Let's do this."
 * "YOLO!"
 * "The hour of Chaos is at hand!"
 * "Kneel before Chaos, fool!"
 * "Kneel before Chaos or forfeit your puny life!"
 * "Let's rumble!"
 * Turn start, together with Bums and Meth Heads
 * "Stand Back, transients. Chaos will handle this."
 * "Chaos' army has never been stronger!"
 * Turn start, versus Human Kite
 * "How'd you like a free serving of Chaos, Kite boy?"
 * Skipping turn
 * "Come back to me next turn"
 * After attacking
 * "I hope the master saw that!"
 * "Die, puny human-ling"
 * "You're Chaos' bitch now!"
 * "Oh, you gonna cry now? I would."
 * "Pop goes the dickhead!"
 * "Bet you underestimated us minions."
 * "Come at me, douche!"
 * "Muahahaha on you!"
 * After Chaos Bomber using Lava of Chaos
 * "Embrace the Chaos!"
 * "Entropy!"
 * After Bum attacking
 * "Chaos appreceates your service, filthy gross dude."
 * Microaggressions
 * "Run home to Mommy fool!"
 * "You are a slave of Chaos now!"
 * Attacked
 * "You can't handicap Chaos!"
 * "Well, that doesn't even seem fair."
 * "Well, this sucks!"
 * "Chaos will make you suffer for that!"
 * "I didn't need this right now."
 * "Now you're on my list!"
 * "My master will kill you for this!"
 * "Suffering is a friend to Chaos!"
 * "What the hell was that?"
 * "I'm telling the Professor on you!"
 * "Hey, watch it!"
 * "I'm good, master. I'm OK."
 * "My master culls the weak and sick! I'm doomed!"
 * Bleeding
 * "Having a heavy flow day."
 * "Blood everywhere."
 * "Oh god, I'm bleeding out!"
 * "Blood? Really? I thought this was a game for kids!"
 * "I need a transfusion."
 * "I'll proudly shed blood for Chaos."
 * "Didn't know I has this much blood."
 * "Master, the bleeding won't stop!"
 * "I'm feeling drained."
 * "I'm getting woozy."
 * Bleeding and Chilled
 * "I just feel off all of a sudden."
 * Chilled
 * "I'm getting... frostbite."
 * "I could use a thaw."
 * "I want my blanky!"
 * "I can't feel my fingers."
 * "Jeez. Who cranked up the A/C?"
 * "What the f... What the fu..."
 * "Mom told me to dress in layers!"
 * "My balls are turning blue."
 * "Chaos will keep me warm."
 * "Winter is already here!"
 * Charmed
 * "I'm gonna give the other guys a try."
 * "I like your style, foe."
 * "Chaos bores me."
 * "I think Butters would understand if I defect, don't you?"
 * Enraged
 * "This calls for a temper tantrum!"
 * "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"
 * "Goddamn dick-nipple titty-fuck assfarts!"
 * "Fuck I'm so fucking pissed right now, shit-dicks!"
 * Grossed Out
 * "I feel icky."
 * "This shit is nasty."
 * "Better... bring me... a bucket. Bleuuuuch."
 * "I need to find a toilet."
 * "I want off this ride."
 * Defeated
 * "I'm just a pawn here!"
 * "Avenge me, master!"
 * "I regret I have but one life to give to Chaos!"
 * "I failed you, Chaos!"
 * Chaos Kid defeated
 * "Minion down!"
 * "They're making this personal!"
 * "We must avenge our fellow minion!"
 * Dialogue
 * With Human Kite, battle start
 * Chaos Kid: "I'm not scared of nothing or nobody."
 * With Meth Head, Meth Head turn start
 * Chaos Kid: "Who needs meth when you have Chaos?!"
 * With Professor Chaos, battle start
 * Professor Chaos: "Gosh, minions, what gives?"
 * With Human Kite, Human Kite turn start
 * Human Kite: "Check your watch, crime: It's kite time."
 * Unsorted
 * Chaos Kid: "How are we doing, Professor?"
 * Chaos Kid: "I think he's...confused by all the Chaos we've been doing!"